Myers Briggs Light Bulb Jokes

 
How many of each type does it take to change a light bulb?
 

ISTJ

One worked in the past, so one will work now!

ISFJ

Only one, me, as long as it is OK with everyone else.

INFJ

Does the light bulb really want to be changed?

INTJ

Could you please define change?  And what exactly do you mean by a light bulb?

ISTP

I

ISFP

O, the ISFP is happy just sitting there and experiencing the dark

INFP

2, one to change it and one for support

INTP

Hmm...light..., illuminate..., I=10.76LT(I/4f)(F/V)² Hcos40+If

ESTP

None, till I check the breaker.

ESFP

Who cares - the important thing is that it would be fun!

ENFP

Well let's see, there's one to notice the bulb is out, and one to make a new lampshade, and one to read a magazine article on alternative lighting means, and one to draw a picture of a candle, and...

ENTP

One, but only after tightening, wiggling, shaking, testing, etc. to make sure it's not something else.

ESTJ

The cost/benefit ratio would dictate only one.

ESFJ

At least 2 - let me get on the phone and call someone to come over...

ENFJ

But that was my favorite light bulb!

ENTJ

YOU!!!  CHANGE THAT DAMN BULB!!!